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legalmexican:

send nudes not hate 

17yr:

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drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well

no:

*reblogs my own post 96 times in 3 days* wtf.. This got notes?

sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

  1. me: wow i have so much work to do
  2. me: *goes on tumblr*
  3. me: *watches a movie*
  4. me: *reads a novel*
  5. me: *takes a nap*
  6. me: *climbs a mountain*
  7. me: *backpacks through europe*
  8. me: why am i not getting anything done

meladoodle:

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

dumbfricker:

having multiple tests on the same day
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liquatic:

Me to the person cutting my hair

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